http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3943.html Spraydog, Saab 77 and The Four Mary’s the venue: Newcastle The Cluny the date: Thu 23rd May 2002 We get to the Cluny later that we’d planned tonight, mainly due to the fact that we haven’t quite yet mastered the Sunderland to Newcastle Metro link, which whilst not being quite rocket science, confuses the fuck out of me. The consequences of this are that we miss opening band the Four Mary’s. Which is a shitter. I was informed that they ruled in a folksy punksy kinda way, which sounds like the kind of thing I’d love. Note to myself: must learn how to understand simple transport systems. Saab 77 are from Leeds and are fucking ace. Do you like Pavement? Do you like Archers of Loaf? Do you like Sebadoh? If you don’t, why fucking not? They look like swimming bath attendants, they sound like the aforementioned, only with an impressive stamp of individuality. The guitarist plays a tune solo. In French. The bass player keeps knocking the mike stand over, yet merely sighs and stands it back up again. The drummer plays drums like Bob Bert taking math lessons. I warm to them, like a slow burning candle. By the time they end their set, my heart is in flames. Ace stuff, come back soon y’hear? It’s the way James is rapidly becoming the lo fi Oliver Reed, appearing more and more pissed with every Spraydog gig I have the good fortune to catch, lolloping around the stage grinning and swaying, lost in the tunes. It’s the way Chris hammers his drums like Matthew Fletcher tilted to 45%, his head lopping to one side, his body tilted to the other. It’s the way Maria runs around the stage banging her head with her microphone, like a fan that’s been granted permission to take part in the proceedings. Yet she does this every gig. The way she skips and hops with no co-ordination, yet seems like the coolest POP STAR this side of Kim Deal. It’s the way Steve stabs at his beautiful, beautiful guitar like he’s sawing logs, leading the charge, grinning with pride at the pop gems he’s constructed. It’s the way Phil makes noises out of his guitar that guitars don’t make, or the way he looks extremely proud of his shoes, whilst making noises with his guitar that guitars don’t make. It’s for these reasons that I love this band so. “I don’t know, so tell me, my head hurts” scream Maria and Steve on the glorious pop rush that is ‘Aspirin’, and if I wasn’t so bastard self-conscious I’d be whizzing round with glee, instead of merely bubbling with glee. ‘Cal-neva’ sounds pretty damn special tonight, yelped with vicious anger yet polished off with the three singers grinning like… well, since I can’t think of anything clever to say… three grinning people. I shouldn’t have to justify myself anymore than in saying that this band write, play, and, most importantly, enjoy playing wonderful, wonderful pop songs. Essentially, it’s this simple. If you don’t like Spraydog then you don’t like good music. Full fucking stop. -James Jam